I couldn't resist. These are a treat...
Did ya'll know everyone's got tonsils? Sick! Get it, tonsils!"--Submitted by Matt Owens
"Prussia? You're just making up countries now." --Submitted by Daniel Freeman
"There is no such person as President William McKinnely! Ya'll are makin stuff up...oh and he was an SAE too...yeah I bet. Ya'll are really makin stuff up now!"--Submitted by Jacob O'Brien
"I am lost as the day is dawn."--submitted by Meghan Deakins
"Sick, Mowens, are you afraid of getting melanoma or something?" (In response to Matt ordering a well done hamburger)--Submitted by Matt Owens
"Yeah I like Japanese food...its American."--Submitted by Meghan Deakins
"My hands don't stink...they smell like the world."--Submitted by Kyle McCann
"I could beat her up with sticks and cans"--Submitted by Meghan Deakins
"I hate water... it tastes like liquid air!"
"Jesus wasn't white; He spoke Arabian!" - submitted by Jacob O'Brien
My personal fave..."It's cold as Methuselah in here."
Please don't get the wrong impression. She's a smart girl. She definitely made better grades in the chemistry department at Union than I did. She just doesn't always think before she speaks. And that makes her way fun to be around...at least for the laughs. No, seriously, we love her. You would too, after you stopped laughing.